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Partners in Deep Sorrow

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I have a new friend. Just like me, this person drowned himself in alcohol last Tuesday after hearing the election news results. We both drunk and hungover mourning the loss of Sarah Palin and the other dude who was on her ticket. While I drank and watched Nailin Palin all night long, my new friend who has a job as the editor of a newspaper, took up the revenge mission a notch higher and did this

Newspaper Omits Obama Win / News 4, Your News Leader, 4 Warn Desktop Alert, Dothan, Wiregrass, WTVY Marketplace

The Sapulpa Daily Herald printed Wednesday’s paper like any other day.

Except for one omission….no mention that Barack Obama won presidential election.

One paragraph on the front page did report the majority of Creek County voted for McCain.

Bravo, my friend!!! I am going to find this editor and add him as my best budy in facebook or send him some tweets through twitter. As a tribute to this great deed, I am going to blogroll the newspaper. Find them in the “I Support” section of my blogroll.

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

November 11, 2008 at 11:24 am

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The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance

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Preface:This will surely be a crappy post. I am writing after a long break so be forewarned.

McCain wants to postpone the debates because he knows more than what knew a week ago about the economy. One week ago, he thought it was strong and now he thinks it is in a state of emergency. He is a quick learner and not a flip-flopper as most people might think.  Just like a cry-baby democrat, Barack Obama doesn’t want to postpone the debates. Can you believe that? So, Barack let us make the terms very clear even if McCain loses it is only because he spent sleepless nights thinking about bailing out his “rich” friends in the banking industry and not because you are better.

Sarah Palin has also requested that her debate be postponed because it clashes with her pedicure appointment. Will Joe Biden agree to postpone it?

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

September 24, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Necessity is a the mother of sun-bathing

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There is no hiding from the fact that the world is mired in a big energy crisis and it needs everyone of us to contribute.

So folks, the market has spoken. Here is the latest and greatest innovation that helps women to generate power even when they are sunbathing. Womens Em”power”ment has a whole new meaning

A solar powered bra that can charge a phone!

The environmentally friendly, green-coloured bra sports a solar panel that can be worn around the stomach.

The bra is equipped with a solar panel which generates electricity using sunlight and distributes it to various types of electrical devices when the power cable is connected.

I have seen many many articles on who should be Obama’s running mate if he secures the nomination. I have my own scientifically backed suggestion. Since he is struggling with white blue collar workers, I suggest Marissa Miller. See what James Kaminsky has to say about her sway over the American male

Obama’s Running Mate

“(Miller) embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel. Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on U.S. soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male,” noted Maxim editorial director James Kaminsky.

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

May 15, 2008 at 4:26 am