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Sarah Palin for the environment. You Betcha!!

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Here are the top ten reasons why Sarah Palin is great for the environment.

  1. Energy will be saved by scribbling notes on the back of the hand
  2. Russia from the front porch, China from the backyard and Canada from her toilet seat. Key foreign policy decisions will be made without wasting airline fuel.
  3. Trees will be saved. Magazines and newspapers will be put on a death panel.
  4. Alternative energy based on bullshit will be promoted in all pro America regions of the country.
  5. Footprint will be reduced by wearing peep toe heels to work, garden and hockey lessons
  6. Everything from Ronald Reagan will be recycled.
  7. Our energy policy will strictly follow the Bush doctrine and will drill oil in our 51 and 52 states of Iraq and Afghanistan
  8. Kyoto Protocol is as weak as the Roe v Wade Protocol and we will change it
  9. High Speed Rail to Nowhere will be built.
  10. White House will be made environment friendly by hiring Tina Fey to play President of America.

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

April 12, 2010 at 11:37 pm

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Sunday Afternoon Siesta Post..

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I see more and more people are becoming environ”mentals”. Since I want to help the environmentals have a life and the non-environmentals woo the environmental, here is my definitive contribution – “Pick up lines for Environmentalists”

10. I will come with you like your reusable bottles that you carry with you wherever you go.
9. What are you doing tomorrow morning? How about we walk to the Farmers Market?
8. My day is lit with the best form of renewable energy – your million watt smile.
7. I am hosting BYOP party for two tonight at my place? Do you want to come?
6. You make me melt faster than the glaciers.
5. I am not giving you a pickup line. Am going to stay silent and save energy
4. Can we catch the movie tonight? How about “The Story of Stuff” ?
3. My love for you is as everlasting as a plastic in a landfill
2. I love “trash” talking you.
1. Can we go carpooling?

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

January 17, 2010 at 7:25 pm