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Yummy, its chunky chilli

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Markets are crashing and people are losing money. Here is an investing tip: Beg, Borrow or Steal, buy the stocks of Campbell Soup. When the economy is bad and the price of rise is soaring high( I saw a 20lb bag of rice for 40 bucks yesterday), use everything you have to buy soup stocks, starve for breakfast, drink water at lunch and invite yourself to your friend’s house for dinner.  This is the recipe for s(o)uper success.

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September 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm

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You are going to have some new clothes

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Yes, Mr. Zardari. You are going to have some new clothes. The Pakistani establishment ignored one of the greatest tabloids rediff.com at their own peril and now have a huge price to pay for it.  Just like every other piece of responsible paparazzi(fication) published on rediff, they published a stellar piece of below the belt journalism on Asif Ali Zardari . Despite such a tremendous warning, Pakistan decided to anoint Zardari and now rediff is vindicated – Zardari has a brand new, hot off the press,  shining,  glowing fatwa from a mosque in Islamabad. Zardari might have to change his color to escape.

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September 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm

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Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought

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As they say in Alaska, thanks but no thanks. I do not want to think so much and achieve only such a simple thing. I know that they are some scholars out there who think simplicity is a pre-requisite to having a piece of mind. I don’t think they are scholars. They are LOSERS. I strongly disagree that simplification is a pre-requisite to a peace of mind. I think having a mind is a pre-requisite to peace of mind and I have lost my mind every since I read about that new flat screen TV combination with a popcorn maker. I need to buy it.

It would be simply terrific to at least chew on some Orville because you cannot chew Carville. I agree it might take some extra energy and the world would heat up. But we will make up this energy loss because if the world heats up, it is not necessary to turn on the heater in the winter. I hate winter anyways. So, Ladies, Gentlemen and everyone in between, please do not waste your time living simply . Let us live elaborately so that others cannot live and we keep the world just for ourselves. There is nothing boring about world domination- just ask Bush and Cheney.

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September 26, 2008 at 4:42 pm

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance

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Preface:This will surely be a crappy post. I am writing after a long break so be forewarned.

McCain wants to postpone the debates because he knows more than what knew a week ago about the economy. One week ago, he thought it was strong and now he thinks it is in a state of emergency. He is a quick learner and not a flip-flopper as most people might think.  Just like a cry-baby democrat, Barack Obama doesn’t want to postpone the debates. Can you believe that? So, Barack let us make the terms very clear even if McCain loses it is only because he spent sleepless nights thinking about bailing out his “rich” friends in the banking industry and not because you are better.

Sarah Palin has also requested that her debate be postponed because it clashes with her pedicure appointment. Will Joe Biden agree to postpone it?

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September 24, 2008 at 8:05 pm