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a few more one-liners

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  • Chennai and Bangalore airport are crowded with tractors. If you are wondering whether they are doing any landscaping , wonder no more. They are the machines that drive the baggage haulers from the plane to the carousel belts.
  • Union Agriculture Minister Mr. Sharad Pawar has been hogging the headlines here. But just like the tractors, he has been hitting the news for entirely different reasons. Since most farmers are commiting suicides and industries Minister and I and T Minister are working overtime to convert farmlands into technological and industrial parks, our man Pawar wants to weild his power in the International Cricket Council and wants to run for the post of its President.
  • A question to all westerners -Which is better – to have cows roam with freedom on the roads or have them as a T-Bone steak at your favorite applebees restaurant.

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

February 6, 2007 at 6:07 am

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