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In Boston, Theo is acting as if he incorrectly heard his wife when she said “I don’t want us to keep Nanny”. It might sound ridiculous but I cannot think of a better explanation behind him trying not to keep Manny. Manny and Paapi form the best 3-4 combination in the league and to trade Manny will adversely affect Paapi’s production at the plate. If he trades Manny and the Sox suck this year, Theo really needs a suit to escape from Fenway one month before Haloween.

Since Manny is a 10/5 player [ 10 years of major league experience and 5 years with the same team], he can veto a trade to any team. So if the Red Sox try to trade him to perennial cupcakes like the Rangers, Brewers or Royals, Manny can say I won’t go. One place Manny would love to go would be LA so that he can go and hang out with the greatest singer on that side of the bars – Snoop Dawg and smoke weed everyday.

Michael Strahan who endorses a deodrant should also start endorsing anger management lessons and frustration control lessons. He called out his team mate Plaxico Burress for not trying hard and as a ripple effect of the outpour, Pam Lee divorced Kid Rock.

In his first appearance before the media after the middle finger salute, Michael Vick revealed the true target and reason behind his obscene gesture. He said that he saw President Bush in the stands and was gesturing to him.

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Written by Sudarshan Suresh

December 1, 2006 at 8:40 am

Posted in Baseball

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