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When December third week rolls around, the bowl season starts and there would be a bowl game sponsored by almost every company from the under-garment makers to the airline makers. But I would like to see a bowl to identify the worst team in college football and it would be great if it could be named “toilet bowl”. Mediocrity needs to be identified, rewarded and publicized in order to avoid mediocrity. It like the the Razzies being the evil twin of the Oscars. College teams should recruit actively, pur money into their athletic programs so that they don’t end up contending for the toilet bowl. If you think this idea is totally bush league, I got it while I was using the portable toilet in the A’s stadium after a horrendous loss by Oakland in the American League Championship Series.

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

October 11, 2006 at 6:19 am

Posted in Football

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