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God Bless the Queen

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
” blares out my speakers everytime I drive my car. Thanks to my girlfriend Vani, I have a CD which contains the best songs of the band Queen. The sound of the album is unique and the CD is definitely a prized possession. Their lead singer and pianist Freddie Mercury was born to Indian parents and fell a victim to HIV in 1991. The dude has an electric voice and the voice is recognizable in many many sports stadiums across the world whenever they play ” We Will , We Will Rock you”. My personal favorite of Queen is Bohemian Rhapsody…..

Queen seems to have a obsession with “Fat bottomed girls” and they use it quite often in their songs. Incidentally, while I was at the gym today I saw “Hollywood’s Top 20 Hot Bodies” on VH1 and most of the women featured had pretty hot bottoms. No.1 on that list was Halle Berry and I cannot agree more. I think she has one of the best bodies amongst contemporary Hollywood women and she has that sultry look that makes loins stretch. People who disagree please rush to the DVD store near you and rent Monster’s Ball.

There were two other gorgeous owmen on that list who made me run faster on the threadmill as if I was chasing them on feet – Angelina Jolie and Giselle Bundchen. Since I started seeing the countdown from No.13 onwards, I wasn’t sure whether they featured Salma Hayek and I think Salma Hayek is ,as they would say in her motherland of Mexico, a “Chica Caliente”..

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

March 23, 2005 at 11:32 pm

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  1. halle berry….well….gym!! some more well… Queen is good esp. tat one “We are the champions”….

    Anonymous

    March 24, 2005 at 1:03 am

  2. Sudarshan,Forget Queen,…I like Salma Hayek, J.LO, A.Jolie, Pam Anderson, Mariah Carey.!

    NAHRAHYAHNAHN VENKITU

    March 24, 2005 at 1:32 am

  3. Anon Yeah we are the champions is a classic as well….NarayananI used to like Pam Lee before not any more

    Sudarshan

    March 24, 2005 at 1:40 am

  4. Just sayin’……from what I’ve read…your mind is absolutely not idle….and Mariah Carey sucks. (i’m telling that narayananananan guy)

    Kerri Rachelle

    March 24, 2005 at 1:41 am

  5. Kerri Thanks for the halt and “beauty is like beer. You love it or hate depending upon our taste”. Some old genious also wisecracked similarly when he said ” Beauty lies n the eyes of the beholder”

    Sudarshan

    March 24, 2005 at 1:50 am

  6. bohemian rhapsody is my personal fav too…KD.

    Anonymous

    March 24, 2005 at 6:17 am

  7. hey… Congrats on making it to the Indian Cabinet.Confused? Read this..http://mentalcentral.blogspot.com/2005/03/breaking-news.html

    Indian Voter

    March 25, 2005 at 3:39 pm

  8. Bohemian Rhapsody indeed rocks.And I am all aboard for the Giselle and Jolie fan club. I watched Taxi, a pathetic excuse for a movie, just for Giselle, and didnt regret it one bit. Same goes for the two Tomb Raider movies 🙂

    The Last Blogger

    March 30, 2005 at 7:54 am

  9. TLB Watch “Beyond Borders” featuring Clive Owen and Jolie. You will love it. Yeah, Taxi’s only saving grace is Giselle

    Sudarshan

    March 31, 2005 at 1:16 am


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