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Hakuna Matata

Did you know that all hue and cry about Narendra Modi coming to the U.S and then being not able to make it to the Land of milk and honey was about tickets to the DisneyWorld? If you did not know this, then read along. Mr.Modi wanted to visit Disneyworld with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ [ American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey,Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel,Quickly Reached Success
Through Underhanded Vicious Ways,Xenophobic Yet Zestful] people unfortunately the State Department disrupted his fun weekend. Modi was planning to replicate the whole concept in the center of Ahmedabad beholding Hindu tradition by replacing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck with Suppandi and Kalia, the Crow. Also, Modi has asked AAHOA to push for his visa “or demand rani” as Narendra Modi is an anagram of “or demand rani” and hence she is numerologically suited to host the function and visit Disney World.

Also last week, Shakti Kapoor hogged the limelight for the first time since he lost his underwear to Karishma Kapoor in Raja Babu.. For some reason, he has never been careful with his undergarments and this time the man was caught red faced in the camera just before he was about to reveal his intimate apparel. As he seems to be fixated in moving around in his undergarments, the Tantex vests and brief company has named him the brand ambassador. Once again, Bollywood proved its lack of imagination when compared to the Tamil filmdom. The last time there was an undercover operation in Tamil Nadu, they placed spy cams in Trisha shower and this gave the world audience few minutes of unadulterated material making everyone other than Trisha happy. It is actually rumored that the camera was placed there by some MLA who wanted to screen the film in the assembly and show how people wasted water.

Tendulkar failed to get to his 35th century for the 35th time. He has vowed to kill Bucknor after he reaches No.35. According to the killi josiyar that Bucknor has consulted, Bucknor will live hale and healthy till he is 125 years old. Rahul Dravid scored 2 centuries in the test match and yet Ravi Shashtri and Sunil Gavaskar wanted to give the man of the match to Sachin Tendulkar as Sachin scored two half centuries in the match and also passed 10,000 runs in the process. “If not for Bucknor and the eleven Pakistani players on the field, even Tednulkar would have scored two hundreds”, they argued….

Written by Sudarshan Suresh

March 21, 2005 at 10:34 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Quick comment..on Sachin and the comment ‘ IF Steve bucknor’..etc.IF ……IFS AND BUTS ARE CANDIES AND NUTS…..EVERDAY WILL BE A PARTY.!!

    NAHRAHYAHNAHN VENKITU

    March 21, 2005 at 11:47 pm

  2. dei, sirichu sirichu vayaru valikkudhuda

    paran

    March 22, 2005 at 2:09 pm

  3. Narayanan I did not understand your comment. I believe that was anti Sachin… If it was then join the gang…Saranyan Was that true laughter or sarcasm

    Sudarshan

    March 22, 2005 at 5:18 pm

  4. SudA-Z was awesome, wherever you picked it from.I think Bucknor has sworn allegiance to any team other than India. I think he should be sacked by the ICC.

    The Last Blogger

    March 23, 2005 at 12:38 pm

  5. Yeah India has been at the wrong end of the stick when Bucknor has been umpiring but that does not mean Tendulkar can bat keeping just No.35 in mind…

    Sudarshan

    March 23, 2005 at 12:44 pm


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