The Secret is….

Alcohol. That is the only way you can understand anything in this blog. For best results, read after a few shots.If you are sober and made sense of it, then please inform your loved ones, get admitted into a hospital and ask for a gastroenterlogist.

I am a narcissist. If you disagree with me, you can come and shine my shoes. If you agree, you can kiss my smelly feet.

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